Insomnia

Lets fly away, escape this crazy world, just you and me, we'll leave everything behind.............come with me, just close your eyes, hold my hand, I have you, your safe with me, I'll never let you go, now lets go, where no one else have ever been, together we can achieve anything, across the deepest oceans hand in hand we'll swim, your my queen, i'm your king, even if we lose, together we'll win, because just like the wind, we are unbounded, in a sphere of love we're surrounded, we'll always be together, though our affections may change like the weather, our love will last forever.






Purp have your adventure!

Good Idea, Bad Execution

Fresh Cut!

There's no greater feeling than feeling great about your self and I feel awesome! For the past few weeks I was so depressed, why? Because my hair was a hot mess, so what if that sounds gay and its sorta rhymes, shit! I don't care, all I know is that ever since I paid the barber $30 for that fresh cut, I've been getting me some "fresh cuts" naww meen lol (j/k).


Sorry no Fresh cut pic!




What you say purp: It ain't worth it, I think so too

If Only.......

Sometimes we as men make very stupid decisions, especially when it comes to women. Its like we can never be satisfied, I feel cursed, If only I could rid myself of the urge to be soooo damn lustful!!! I really really really want to be settled, you know find me a decent girl and have eyes only for her. Honestly, I do believe I am more than capable of doing it, the problem is however, finding that "one decent female". It seems all the girls I would be interested in are either my Exs or taken, the single girls I've been coming across recently are ok but just not "it" (If you are one of those girls reading this blog don't feel bad, its not you its me).


Also I would like to take this opportunity to sympathize with all the sensitive, disclaimer at the top of the page non-reading individuals who take offense to some of blog entries.

Pick Seven!

People are so stuck in their ways and that why i believe in soul mates. Compatibility is the key to any successful relationship.  Obviously I'm no relationship whizz like the Guru Pitka but from personal experience I know that once there's no deep emotional chemistry (not deep physical) that relationship is Doooomed.  I mean do you know how much I hate having to pretend to be someone I'm not just to make a relationship work, what's the purpose?  All it means is that I am not happy and If I am not then you should not be happy because THAT IS NOT FAIR!!!!  I should be able to be the sarcastic, open minded, fun-loving, playful etc....etc......etc..... guy that I am.  

So I'm looking for a soul mate.  To find out if you are qualified to be my soul mate at least seven of the following must apply to you.

1. Be of the feminine gender (naturally not surgically)

2. No missing body parts (which includes hair.....sorry 'N')

3. Good Personal hygiene: Nice nails are a plus (sorry purp lol jk)

 4. Be proportional (big top skinny legs or vice versa is a no no....)

5. Great sense of humor/not very sensitive (I say great because I tend to take my jokes a lil bit too far)

6. Intelligent (not a nerd....and if you are a nerd can you be like a freaky nerd)

7. A little kitchen skill or willing to learn ("Man shall not eat at restaurants alone") 

8. Presentable (I have some very judgement friends and family, they will laugh me to scorn if i take a Miss Twilight home to meet my mother)

9. Open Minded (This one will require a conversation)

10. Not chinese or Russian

Purp..

Crazy shit!!

That title was just to grab ur attention, honestly i have nothing interesting to blog about other than the fact that i'm sooo damn amazing LOL!!!!  No im not conceited just appreciative of the life God gave me and few extras that he threw in such as ........................, ................................, and....................... etc.  

Yea i also wanted to blog about my love for women, how i love women (select specimens) they are sooo beautiful, the curvature of their bodies is sooo enticing, so seductive I just paused for 5 mins just thinking about it, their breast are like smoothies or milkshakes and if you dont like smoothies or milkshakes just think about your favorite beverage in the perfect packaging.  Infact I don't think there's anything more attractive than a woman with smooth, clean beautiful coco butter skin, it makes my flaw-less skin shiver with excitement and jolts of electricity rush through my body and causes tensions in my unmentionables.  I LOVE Women!!

On the topic of women I just thought i should mention that recently I've been checking "my options" and I've come across a few worthy candidates, however the deadline isn't until a few more months so you all you beautiful women keep sending me ur resumes!!!  

N.B.

The selection process is  an equal opportunity process.  Women of all races are considered (except Russians or Chinese)

Purpy u asshole!!!